December 2011
2 posts
June 2011
1 post
WatchMonstercat licks plastic bags.
May 2011
2 posts
March 2011
2 posts
SHAMELESS PLUG:
fuckyeahmonstercat.tumblr.com
February 2011
3 posts
January 2011
4 posts
Attention Tumblr admins:
Buy some new servers.
December 2010
1 post
November 2010
1 post
WatchMonstercat makes her wanting noise.
October 2010
1 post
August 2010
2 posts
July 2010
1 post
HAPPY AMERICA SET THINGS ON FIRE DAY.
June 2010
2 posts
May 2010
3 posts
If I passed, I just took my last undergrad exam ever. TIME TO BE AN ADULT.
April 2010
1 post
March 2010
2 posts
WUT IS THIS HEALTH CARES?
IS IT FREE BAND-AIDS?
SOSHULISM.
January 2010
5 posts
No offense to everyone who goes to UCF
heyd:
but your college’s website SUCKS.
Can it be worse than the Rutgers University Sociology Department’s site? (“Best viewed in Internet Explorer.”)
It’s hard to stop drinking coffee. Meh.
December 2009
7 posts
I have two days to figure out my New Year's...
dylicious:
I’ve decided I want 12, and one will be completed each month.
I vote “injure yourself every time you say a bad word.”
Christmas is weird when your mother is Jewish and is divorced from your father who used to be Catholic but converted to Islam, but started celebrating Christmas again when he married a succubus who had also converted to Islam but still celebrates Christmas, so he got you a leather jacket, which would be nice if you weren’t a vegetarian, and you have to drive an hour south to the outlet mall...
This is a creepy short film. →
Limited time only. Via MetaFilter.
Annoyance #552: when forms ask for a piece of information and then provide 25% of the space required to write it. I do not live in Middlesex county. It’s Mid-dle-sex (split across three very small lines).
I'm on a mailing list that asks me to sign...
It’s gotten to the point that I don’t even look at the subject matter. It’s just: “oh, human rights are at stake? Our coastlines will otherwise recede? Okay *signed.*” THIS COUNTS AS PHILANTHROPY, RIGHT?
November 2009
10 posts
ohyeahitsfelicia:
mburke8:
Motion to rename Thanksgiving “KTHX DAY.”
haha looks like Tumblr decided to call it kthxgiving!
SRSLY—I just clicked that hand-trace-turkey-object that appeared next to the photo-post button and noticed “kthxgiving” in the URL. I can assure you that my idea was developed independently, if not first. Or, if Tumblr is actually seconding my motion:...
Motion to rename Thanksgiving “KTHX DAY.”
SWINE FLU UP IN MY NOSE
LIVE ATTENUATED 2009/A H1N1 INFLUENZA INHALABLE MIST FTW.
Irritating English majors with full beards:
who put you on the Earth? If there was a god, I don’t think he’d be so cruel.
IN LOVE W/ LENTIL SOUP.
DON’T KNOW WHAT A LENTIL IS, BUT IT’S DAMN TASTY.