December 2011
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June 2011
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Monstercat licks plastic bags.
Jun 16th
May 2011
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May 10th
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March 2011
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SHAMELESS PLUG:
fuckyeahmonstercat.tumblr.com
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February 2011
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January 2011
4 posts
Attention Tumblr admins:
Buy some new servers.
Jan 21st
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Jan 7th
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Jan 2nd
December 2010
1 post
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November 2010
1 post
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Monstercat makes her wanting noise.
Nov 16th
October 2010
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August 2010
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July 2010
1 post
HAPPY AMERICA SET THINGS ON FIRE DAY.
Jul 4th
June 2010
2 posts
Jun 10th
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May 2010
3 posts
May 12th
If I passed, I just took my last undergrad exam ever.  TIME TO BE AN ADULT.
May 12th
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April 2010
1 post
Apr 8th
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March 2010
2 posts
Mar 27th
WUT IS THIS HEALTH CARES?
IS IT FREE BAND-AIDS? SOSHULISM.
Mar 23rd
January 2010
5 posts
No offense to everyone who goes to UCF
heyd: but your college’s website SUCKS. Can it be worse than the Rutgers University Sociology Department’s site?  (“Best viewed in Internet Explorer.”)
Jan 28th
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Jan 25th
It’s hard to stop drinking coffee.  Meh.
Jan 12th
December 2009
7 posts
I have two days to figure out my New Year's...
dylicious: I’ve decided I want 12, and one will be completed each month. I vote “injure yourself every time you say a bad word.”
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Christmas is weird when your mother is Jewish and is divorced from your father who used to be Catholic but converted to Islam, but started celebrating Christmas again when he married a succubus who had also converted to Islam but still celebrates Christmas, so he got you a leather jacket, which would be nice if you weren’t a vegetarian, and you have to drive an hour south to the outlet mall...
Dec 25th
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This is a creepy short film. →
Limited time only.  Via MetaFilter.
Dec 24th
Annoyance #552: when forms ask for a piece of information and then provide 25% of the space required to write it.  I do not live in Middlesex county.  It’s Mid-dle-sex (split across three very small lines).
Dec 18th
I'm on a mailing list that asks me to sign...
It’s gotten to the point that I don’t even look at the subject matter. It’s just: “oh, human rights are at stake? Our coastlines will otherwise recede? Okay *signed.*” THIS COUNTS AS PHILANTHROPY, RIGHT?
Dec 8th
November 2009
10 posts
ohyeahitsfelicia: mburke8: Motion to rename Thanksgiving “KTHX DAY.” haha looks like Tumblr decided  to call it kthxgiving! SRSLY—I just clicked that hand-trace-turkey-object that appeared next to the photo-post button and noticed “kthxgiving” in the URL.  I can assure you that my idea was developed independently, if not first.  Or, if Tumblr is actually seconding my motion:...
Nov 26th
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Motion to rename Thanksgiving “KTHX DAY.”
Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
Nov 20th
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SWINE FLU UP IN MY NOSE
LIVE ATTENUATED 2009/A H1N1 INFLUENZA INHALABLE MIST FTW.
Nov 11th
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Irritating English majors with full beards:
who put you on the Earth? If there was a god, I don’t think he’d be so cruel.
Nov 9th
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Nov 6th
IN LOVE W/ LENTIL SOUP.
DON’T KNOW WHAT A LENTIL IS, BUT IT’S DAMN TASTY.
Nov 5th